Red Dwarf Space Corps Directives

Article 5

Gross negligence leading to the endangerment of
personnel. ("Queeg")

Article 169

[Exact text not given, but similar to 195.]
("Quarantine")

Article 195

In an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic
crewmember must lay down his life in order that the
living crewmembers might survive. ("White Hole")

Article 312

[Quarantine berths must] provide minimum leisure
facilities. ("Quarantine")

Article 497

You have to work to earn credits for food. ("Queeg")

Article 597

One [quarantine] berth per crew member.
("Quarantine")

Article 699

[A crew member may] demand a re-screening after five
days in quarantine. ("Quarantine")

Article 1742

No member in the Corps should ever report for active
duty in a ginger toupee. ("Psirens")

Article 1743

No registered vessel should attempt to traverse an
asteroid belt without deflectors. ("Psirens")

Article 5796

No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is
permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.
("Psirens")

Article 5797

[Exact text not given, but has to do with Lister
being unable to enter the ship for the safety of the
crew.] ("Psirens")

Article 34124

No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex
in zero gravity. ("Legion")

Article 68250

[Exact text not given, but involves at least one
live chicken and a rabbi.] ("Emohawk: Polymorph II")

Article 196156

Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the
exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be
discharged without trial. ("Rimmerworld")

(No # given)

It is our primary overriding duty to contact other
life forms, exchange information, and, whenever
possible, bring them home. ("Polymorph")

75880932/C

The right of POW's to non-violent constraint.

39436175880932/B

All nations attending the conference are only
allowed one car-parking space.

Article 271

No chance, you metal bastard! ("White Hole")

(No # given)

Never tangle with anything that's got more teeth
than the entire Osmond family. ("Polymorph")